Castroviejo’s bike
Sagan is just the best looking rider out there though innit, especially in the world championship colours
Shit style on a bike though.
Does he have a legit chance at the gc this year?
Nah, it’s Matthews’ year
green cardigan? yeah probs
IT’S TOO HOT!
don’t like when you can see a rider’s spine through his jersey
eat a sandwich ffs
Like to see a bit of a belly on too
Yes, coolest guys
LAZER
Has there ever been a bit of a porky rider?
Yeah, loads of them, but not really since 2010.
Jan Ullrich, big mig, me…
Can we start team pork pro cycling team?
Team pies? Team pints?
I’d argue that they abuse corticosteroids out of racing, which makes them leaner, whilst keeping power. But there’s the no doping embargo so…
Team big lads
Kittel looked like he was carrying a bit of timber when he was sorting that puncture yesterday. Probs just bending over in a skinsuit will make anyone look a wee bit chubby
we’ll make up the time downhill. Walking our bikes up gradients higher than 8% obviously
Kittel, and the gorilla, look bigger, but are actually leaner, and bulked out
The TTT would be a sight to behold.