Tour de France 2018 (and beyond?)


#241

green cardigan? yeah probs


#242

IT’S TOO HOT!


#243

don’t like when you can see a rider’s spine through his jersey

eat a sandwich ffs


#244

Like to see a bit of a belly on too


#245

Yes, coolest guys

LAZER


#246

Has there ever been a bit of a porky rider?


#247

Yeah, loads of them, but not really since 2010.

Jan Ullrich, big mig, me…


#248

Can we start team pork pro cycling team?


#249

Team pies? Team pints?


#250

I’d argue that they abuse corticosteroids out of racing, which makes them leaner, whilst keeping power. But there’s the no doping embargo so…


#251

Team big lads


#252

Kittel looked like he was carrying a bit of timber when he was sorting that puncture yesterday. Probs just bending over in a skinsuit will make anyone look a wee bit chubby


#253

we’ll make up the time downhill. Walking our bikes up gradients higher than 8% obviously


#254

Kittel, and the gorilla, look bigger, but are actually leaner, and bulked out


#255

The TTT would be a sight to behold.


#256

Ultimate slipstream


#257

Kittel bending over in a skinsuit gives me a chubby tbh


#258

The second part of that was an actual team, so we’d be pretty pro


#259

Marginal gains - 4 mini pork pies and 5 pints before bed or you’re off the team


#260

energy gels - some nice duck pate