Tour de France 2018 and associated Grand Tours

Subthread - favourite name of a cyclist in this years tour.

Bob Jungels. In my head he’s called Bob Jungles and loves his drum and bass or possibly safari suits.

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Pierre Latour. It’s like having a footballer called Steve Worldcup.

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i do like saying dylan groenewegen with a mad heavy accent… but he’s no longer at the tour

Alaphilippe
Fuglsang
Van Avermaet

Olivier Le Gac.

Cleanest rider on the tour.

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Jakob Fuglsang

Fuglsang means birdsong in Danish (I think)

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Froome is the noise Kenyan cars make when they go fast.

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Alright @Aggpass

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Always liked the name Darwin Atapuma

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if Daniel Teklehaimanot was racing, then him

Jack Bauer (dammit Chloe)

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Omar Fraile (probably abandoned by now)

Does anyone else say Greg Van Avermaet to the tune of Brown Girl In The Ring?

No?

Just me?

Really want him to have a crack at the Le Mans race when he retires.

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going to be hard not to, now

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Always liked Guillaume Van Keirsbulck. Strong name

la la la la la

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Have I been sniffing something or is there really an advert for a donkey sanctuary on my telly?

Not going to lie I am now crying. Might bung them a tenner.

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Steven broad-shoulders should win this