Some of these are absolutely cracking
New Zealand - ‘100% pure’
*Portugal - Europe’s West Coast except for the bit at the top, which is Spain
Canada - Go somewhere else
Greece - ‘all time classic’.
Cameroon’s a bit “ha ha fuck off rest of continent”
Morocco being ‘Much Mor’ is genius
I feel sLOVEnia
Alright, box car racer
Travel In Slovakia: good idea
Prestwick Airport has “pure dead brilliant” haha
Scotland - ignore the noisey downstairs neighbours
“Visit Armenia, it is beautiful.”
cant actually read England, probably terrible.
EDIT Actually it’s probably - “England - Probably Terrible”
‘visit Armenia, it is beautiful’, lovely route one stuff
“El Salvador - The 45 minute country”
Visit Armenia - or else!
United States ‘All within your reach’
Except, you know, if you’re on the other side of the massive wall we’ve built
It’s beautiful, it’s Pakistan, it’s still number 1, it’s Top of the Pops