Towel Question

Probably buys ones that look pretty. They’re just ‘colours over substance’ imo

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You’re just throwing around industry buzzwords “weave of the towel” “rigidity” load of absolute arse

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I like to run that strip up my anus (I call it the anti-mehodor).

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I do understand you feeling threatened by knowledge. It’s a common reaction

what have I done

Go take your fucking rigidly woven towel and shove it up your actual arsehole, prick.

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just desperately trying to dry himself before his low quality towel completely unravels on him, a truly pitiful scene

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Sorry about saying this @NoahVale

NoahVale comes off VERY badly in this thread

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I think this is low-key my favourite line in the Simpsons.

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Funnier out of context…

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I for one am glad that we had renowned towel expert NoahVale on hand to solve this mystery.

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I’m fully team Noah. I appreciate his weave and rigidity knowledge.

People have been mean in this thread and I don’t care for it.

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Fuck you

I don’t care for this.

I don’t care FULLSTOP

Very well.

Fuck you.

Oh wow

WOW

Got a problem with that? Here’s that you can do:

get fucked, pal