Look at this shambles
Edinburgh - Glasgow - Dunfermeline - Glasgow
fucking love capitalism, me
You aren’t getting that package
Your package is… Still in your troosers
Hi Smee, would you be kind enough to disclose what you’re expecting in this package?
I’ve just received a package with the code QA0472745672.
Anyone know who it belongs to?
I’m expecting (with less optimism with every passing day) a package from America this week. According to the USPS tracker app between Brooklyn (where it was sent) and JFK (where it was put on a plane to come here) it stopped at ELEVEN different sorting facilities.
Brooklyn is 8 miles from JFK.
Maybe there was traffic on the Forth Road Bridge
package like cock and balls lol
Here he is, Mr Dunfermline himself
I fucking love this sort of thing, just the thought of someone getting one of those “Can you answer a question about X?” automatic emails and thinking “Oh, no I actually can’t, still it would be rude to leave them hanging”
It’s heartbreakingly lovely but also hilarious
Average age of the person sending in those type of answers? I reckon 67
Yeah, I reckon in and around 67 is a fair guess
how long after the out for delivery scan was it delivered?
We get that here with all staff emails. there’s only 17 of us or so quite often there’ll be an email like “does anyone know x y or z?” and always the same couple of people will reply “no sorry I don’t know about that”
think this is the most relevant to my boring job that a dis thread has ever been
not been delivered yet!