Track my package!

Look at this shambles

Edinburgh - Glasgow - Dunfermeline - Glasgow

fucking love capitalism, me

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You aren’t getting that package

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Your package is… Still in your troosers

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With pleasure

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Hi Smee, would you be kind enough to disclose what you’re expecting in this package?

I got an email last week telling me that a parcel I received in May had been dispatched.

I’ve just received a package with the code QA0472745672.

Anyone know who it belongs to?

Technically correct

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Smee

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I’m expecting (with less optimism with every passing day) a package from America this week. According to the USPS tracker app between Brooklyn (where it was sent) and JFK (where it was put on a plane to come here) it stopped at ELEVEN different sorting facilities.

Brooklyn is 8 miles from JFK.

Maybe there was traffic on the Forth Road Bridge

It was a nice reminder of the joy I felt upon receipt.

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The Musk residence.

Saw a brilliant Amazon review the other day

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package like cock and balls lol

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Here he is, Mr Dunfermline himself

I fucking love this sort of thing, just the thought of someone getting one of those “Can you answer a question about X?” automatic emails and thinking “Oh, no I actually can’t, still it would be rude to leave them hanging”

It’s heartbreakingly lovely but also hilarious

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Average age of the person sending in those type of answers? I reckon 67

Yeah, I reckon in and around 67 is a fair guess

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how long after the out for delivery scan was it delivered?