Tradesmen


#1

Flighty creatures. Turned up at 10.45, drank two cups of tea and ripped some shit up and already off for some lunch.


#2

How did you source them?


#3

It’s a carpenter and a plumber. I have used the plumber before (got through checkatrade) and he’s brought the carpenter with him.


#4

Does this mean you’ll be able to take a shit downstairs this Christmas?


#5

I bet at least one of them is on top of the world right now.


#6

They are fitting us in and will be fine by the end of Jan… Could shit in a bucket if you like?


#7

No need, but thank you for the kind offer.


#8

Is there any work for the carpenter to do or is he just a mate?


#9

My guess is he will be in charge of the flooring and stuff wall and that shit. As a white collar man I have no idea.


#10

Good omen to have a carpenter in the house this close to Christmas according to that Cliff Richard tune