#21

I’m reading probable bullshit about a David Luiz - Giroud swap between Arsenal and Chelsea

#22

A Holding, Luiz, Koscielny back three could be wonderful.

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#23

Holding luiz koscielney
Bellerin wilshere xhaka iwobi
Ozil aubameyang mkhitaryan

Wonderfully flaky

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#24

ramsey for hacker, obvs

#25

Xhaka has more comedy value

#26

We’ve extended Mata’s contract so our likeability rating remains intact for another year at least.

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#27

absolute zero?

#28

45/100

#29

I just want to know if I can put Aubameyang in my fantasy football team

Would maybe like if Brighton signed one more player who hasn’t either got an injury or been keeping Leicester’s bench warm for a few seasons

#30

Just seen Riyad Mahrez stocking up on essentials in Booths. Looks like the big move is on!

#31

no one buys their essentials in booths. he’ll learn.

#32

Woah! We’re pipping them to Mahrez as well! (This is a joke about Booths’ geographic proximity to Old Trafford)

#33

Still on your course at the Theatre of Dreams, lad?

#34

Bloody love Juan Mata. What a sparkling human being

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#35

Shame he’s the slowest man on the planet

#36

Holy moly.

#37
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#38

I knew Shaun Wright-Phillips was a 9-figure player

#39

Isn’t Shaun Wright-Phillips’ Dad Ian Wright and his Mum Kevin Phillips? It’s all in the genes.

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#40

Cardiff are signing Gary Madine…