it’s fine you ninny and would take about 25 minutes

Well it kinda breaks down like this

8am-9am or so - wake up
10am or so - go for breakfast
11am or so - have shower and that
12pm or so - go to the pool/beach
5pm or so - have shower/get changed etc.
6.30pm or so - head out for drinks/dinner
10pm or so - back to the hotel
11pm-12pm or so - bed

So only 5 hours or so is actually idle.

It’s pretty blissful but I think 5 days of it is enough.

I think I’d maybe last a day of that, and even then, I’d have to go for a couple of swims to break it up.

serious question tho, why didn’t @plasticniki put it under her top to pretend she was preggo?

I think i’d do that
might get a bit of sympathy too?

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excellent point. if i’m ever made to do it again this is what i’ll do.

Having seen her bike helmet, if be terrified if a pregnant woman had a baby bump that looked like that

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Travelling around a country for 2 weeks, moving every 2 or 3 days.

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Finish drawing the penis before I take the photo?

I’ve been living in these tops which would be perfect for smuggling extra hand luggage/helmets

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Oh yeah going for a swim/twatting about in the sea for a bit is a given.

I enjoy it as a once a year or so thing because I don’t often find/make the time to read books so that’s my time to do it.

tbh until about 2 years ago I’d have considered that a tedious proposition as well but now I’ve got a more stressful/responsible job and that I’ve found it time/money VERY well spent.

Right, I’m flying to London and walking your bloody commute!

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a security guard recently asked me what i was hiding under my jumper

it was just my belly :sob:

Should’ve said you were just pleased to see him. And then got punched.

Other - it’d be good for a few days but I 'd get bored and go into the city or something.

was doing a 5 hour a day commute to a low paid job in berkshire a little while back :gun: thankfully only for a week

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This is what we did for 5 days in Sciliy exept it was more like

7am - wake up
8-9am - breakfast
9- 10am - lay about in the room
10am - lay on the beach / do a big hike
11:30am - get hungry
12 - 2pm food
2-5pm - lay on the beach more
5pm - prosecco in the hot tub
7pm - out for aperitivo
9pm - dinner
10pm - BED

Yeah we were doing half-board or whatever it’s called so the strategy was to max out the breakfast buffet so we wouldn’t need to eat until dinner. Boom.

Hello Eric, I’d like to state on the record that I walk six miles a day for my journey to and from work. Thank you.

you walk 12 miles every day? :open_mouth: if that’s true i will personally take my hat off to you and eat it.

See I don’t understand that.

We maxed out the breakfast buffet each day but were still hungry by lunch time. I also had to have a mid afternoon aranchini each day!!
Same with @anon5266188 and his sandwich yesterday night cause he had a big lunch. Makes no sense to me? I’d still be starving!

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