#42

I think 90% of trick or treaters who’ve ever knocked on the door of somewhere I’ve been living have been surly 15-year-olds, most of whom haven’t even bothered sporting a plastic mask. They can fuck right off.

#43

It’s a SpOoKy bug

#44

Well I would have, but the Mum was having none of it. When I said I had no sweets or anything in the house she called me a liar.

Just wanted to say ‘Mate, I forgot it was halloween, I don’t eat sweets and if I buy chocolate, I eat it.’

Of course what I did say was ‘Let me check the cupboard’ knowing full well there was nowt there, but saw the cereal bar and thought, fuck it, better than nothing and they can fuck off.

#45

Fuck’s sake.

First the board is full of Halloween haters and now we can’t even edit anything? Worst day on the new boards so far.

#46

Think that has been removed from us in another act of ‘I’m taking my ball home if everyone has it and not just me’.

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#47

I’m polite to a fault, but I honestly think I would have snapped and told her to piss off. Who is she to demand a stranger gives her kid fucking free sweets because of some half-hearted non-tradition. If you live in an area where it’s common, there’s lots of families doing it, houses are decorated, okay, take your chances. But the idea of people getting pissed off because other people don’t give a toss for it really riles me up. What if you’d have been elderly, or vulnerable in some other way?

It’s begging with menaces.

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#48

Bald asshole

#49

My arsehole is perfectly coiffed.

#50

#51

I’m inclined to agree. Felt Like a strange doorstep mugging. Or at least a bully stealing your sweets.

I was very polite and apologetic throughout as well. She was just a cunt.

#52

@GEOFF?

#53

You what mate

#54

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_kids_get_off_my_lawn!

#55

what’s wrong with a cocopop bar

#56

Ah gotcha.

For a moment then I thought you were saying I was a crotchety old sod with no sense of fun!!!

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#57

well, quite.

not really a ‘sweet’ or ‘treat’ though is it.

#58

I’d be pretty made up with that to be honest. What’s your addy?

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#59

I live at the top of a steep hill, plus there are a lot of steps to get to the house as well. So most kids won’t be bothered.

Got a load of little packets of Haribo and Chocolate buttons, if anyone can be bothered they’ll have one each.
The rest I will consume at a later date.

#60

could have given them a quid

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#61

I don’t eat Haribo and I have a box of 50! Need to get rid of them or my son is going to be ploughing through them.

Must remember to get sweets I can eat next year.