Time to brag!
I have been nominated 3 times for the organisation’s staff awards (Creativity category). Shortlisted - 0 times!
The Feline Rectum Award
It was a catastrophe
Cat Ass Trophy
Malborough Primary School One a Side Football Tournament Winner 1996
KM United U11 Player Of The Year 1995
A signed Southampton FC pennant for winning a school bowling tournament circa 2000
I collected an award from DiS favourite Vernon Kaye in the last year or so.
think i might have got a generic football one at school - but everyone got one, it was just for taking part in football.
ive placed on the podium for a couple of bike races, but never got a trophy for it
the people that win do stuff like “embed values” which is obviously meaningless. I design stuff that saves about £40k a year and a load of trees but don’t get shortlisted!! FU! #notbitter
I have to admit, I was nervous about the spoiled content there.
I won a poetry contest when I was 13
I won a POOetry contest when I was 13 (months) (a baby)
Mine was an eisteddfodd entry
Got a nice wooden shield for being a ‘bard’ though
I didn’t understand most of this
I have it all but confirmed that I am to receive the @zorb Excellent Thread Making Award 2019
The biggest trophy of all: man
Around St Davids day a lot of welsh schoolkids have a big song and dance and poetry slam jamboree
Imagine it being like inverted sports day but somehow worse
Actual physical trophies or ephemeral/nonsense awards in name only?
Trophies - Best arts and culture blog in the UK. Don’t know where I put the trophy, think it broke.
Only because it was in front of an audience the other kids can heckle which was always fun