Yeah, but awards are just money making PR nonsense (for the award givers) anyway. It’s such a racket - charge every £80 to see if they’ve won something made up.
Shield winner or runner up in the shield?
Well?
Those teams that lost their cup tie got into the shield, we got to the final of the shield and lost.
I don’t really understand it, but I do have a trophy
I have captained a shield winning rugby team. Yes. Got to miss rehearsals for Oliver! because of it.
Not gonna mention all my trophies as they go to another school and you wouldn’t have heard of them
But
My mum had a trophy for Manchester & Regional table tennis mixed doubles junior champion 1960
And my mother in law has a trophy for coming runner up in the ‘Miss Uddevalla’ beauty pageant 1964
Is it ‘give eltham opportunities to post pictures of himself day’?
(WV-HEDW International Fraternization Tournament 2018 winner)
Got trainer of the year at my football training once. That’s what they gave to people who never made the team but still turned up to practice every Friday night
Also POTW
Is that a selfie with you holding the trophy for Longest Left Arm?
Yep, I won for hitting all my stretch goals.
That you with the towel round your shoulders?
also goal of the year DiS football 2008/2009
I’ve never been awarded a trophy, but I did get a certificate for 2nd place in the St Davids day solo singing competition in 1984. Can I have that ? please can I have it, otherwise I’m a life long failure
Pop it in the cabinet, Richie, it’s a trophy!
I think the only actual trophy or medal I ever got was a participation medal for a kids’ ski competition I was in when I was a kid (slalom, placed 36th)
We have awards things at work but nothing I do really fits the categories, reckon if there was an innovation category I would stand a chance but it’s all team work and stuff
We had a data analytics challenge I won, I’ve never taken part since to protect my legacy
Won the public speaking trophy at school almost every year. Basically good at chatting shit
Can’t believe I turned down the chance to meet epic and raffles
I once won a flag in a pub quiz for having the worst passport photo of anyone there
We used to have a competition in my team of approx 12 people when i worked in a call centre for who could get the most positive reviews on our customer satisfaction survey thing. The prize was getting to keep a tiny trophy on your desk for a month. Not once did i manage to win the bastard thing.
That’s so gently dystopian. You’re better off without their stupid trophy!
