List ‘em ‘ere.
Getting on public transport and realising that you don’t have functioning earphones.
Burning your mouth on the first bite of a pasty
A blessing imo.
Running for a train whose doors have just shut
Specifically if you’ve got (say) 12 minutes transfer time between trains, and you’re sat on the train watching your transfer time ebb away
My worst nightmare is a long plane journey without headphones. I can never sleep on planes so I’d be stuffed. Might take three pairs next time to be sure.
Step in small puddle of water in the bathroom while wearing socks
Mr. Play It Safe dying in a plane crash
Forgetting you’ve got no milk
And realising that it’s not water…
Forgetting about the pizza in the oven
Eating a Pot Noodle and realising at the end that you forgot to add the sachet
Seed from raspberry stuck in back teeth
The smell of the fart the 10 year old sitting next to me unleashed on a recent Ryanair flight as we were taking off.
Only realising after takeoff that the podcasts/music you queued up didn’t download properly.
Yeah, yeah, it was the kid, honest
Leaving your shopping bags in the car when you walk into a supermarket
Gogglebox being moved to Saturday night