Truly Devastating Things

List ‘em ‘ere.

Getting on public transport and realising that you don’t have functioning earphones.

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Giant meteor

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Burning your mouth on the first bite of a pasty

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A blessing imo.

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Running for a train whose doors have just shut

Specifically if you’ve got (say) 12 minutes transfer time between trains, and you’re sat on the train watching your transfer time ebb away

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My worst nightmare is a long plane journey without headphones. I can never sleep on planes so I’d be stuffed. Might take three pairs next time to be sure.

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Step in small puddle of water in the bathroom while wearing socks

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Mr. Play It Safe dying in a plane crash

Forgetting you’ve got no milk

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And realising that it’s not water…

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Forgetting about the pizza in the oven

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Eating a Pot Noodle and realising at the end that you forgot to add the sachet

Seed from raspberry stuck in back teeth

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The smell of the fart the 10 year old sitting next to me unleashed on a recent Ryanair flight as we were taking off.

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Only realising after takeoff that the podcasts/music you queued up didn’t download properly.

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Yeah, yeah, it was the kid, honest

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Leaving your shopping bags in the car when you walk into a supermarket

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Gogglebox being moved to Saturday night

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