Truly Devastating Things

Putting your toast back in for a bit because it popped up a little under then the next thing you know it pops up all burnt to fuck.

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Opening the chicken packet to cook the tea and it stinks all rancid

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Getting a Tesco shop in and realising you forgot to scan your clubcard.

When you empty the basin after doing the dishes and there’s a fork or something that you’ve missed.

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Save all the results to watch match of the day ‘live’ and either someone spoils it for you, or it doesn’t record for some reason

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Getting something from the reduced section and then scanning the original fucking barcode

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Lift the lid to the butter dish and there’s no butter.

Made a tea and then realise there’s no milk in/it’s off.

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Realising that you’re in for one of those neverending wipers during a visit to the john

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Standing on a loose paving slab after its rained and it sprays water all up the back of your leg

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Finding a couple of dried toothpaste stains on your top at the end of the day

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Last train home is a rail replacement bus

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Having a work poo and only realising there is no toilet paper when it is too late

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Made a tea and then forgot about it and it’s gone cold but not completely cold so you try to drink it anyway but honestly it’s just not nice any more

Asking a colleague to pick you up a duck wrap from the shop and them coming back with this

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The fuck?!

Related: your pee initially gets diverted by some sort of blockage e.g. a pube, and doesn’t land where it should.

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Opening your McDonald’s takeaway and realising they’ve forgotten about the fucking sauce.

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The film Come And See.

(also one of the best films ever made)

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Absolutely miserable when it goes down your leg. Feel like giving up.

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realising you’ve failing to read the thread

OR

realising you’ve been blocked by a nice DiSer