Putting your toast back in for a bit because it popped up a little under then the next thing you know it pops up all burnt to fuck.
Opening the chicken packet to cook the tea and it stinks all rancid
Getting a Tesco shop in and realising you forgot to scan your clubcard.
When you empty the basin after doing the dishes and there’s a fork or something that you’ve missed.
Save all the results to watch match of the day ‘live’ and either someone spoils it for you, or it doesn’t record for some reason
Getting something from the reduced section and then scanning the original fucking barcode
Lift the lid to the butter dish and there’s no butter.
Made a tea and then realise there’s no milk in/it’s off.
Realising that you’re in for one of those neverending wipers during a visit to the john
Standing on a loose paving slab after its rained and it sprays water all up the back of your leg
Finding a couple of dried toothpaste stains on your top at the end of the day
Last train home is a rail replacement bus
Having a work poo and only realising there is no toilet paper when it is too late
Made a tea and then forgot about it and it’s gone cold but not completely cold so you try to drink it anyway but honestly it’s just not nice any more
Related: your pee initially gets diverted by some sort of blockage e.g. a pube, and doesn’t land where it should.
Opening your McDonald’s takeaway and realising they’ve forgotten about the fucking sauce.
The film Come And See.
(also one of the best films ever made)
Absolutely miserable when it goes down your leg. Feel like giving up.
realising you’ve failing to read the thread
realising you’ve been blocked by a nice DiSer