Trump 2018 - Road to Midterms/Nuclear War

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/949100087350710272

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Could mean the end of the world though, so not really that funny.

Inā€¦2017?

This reads like something from the mind of Charlie Brooker when he was drawing comics from gaming magazines in the mid 90s.

I would like him gone but I also kinda donā€™t want this to end until Iā€™m satisfied America has learned something, first and foremost that nobody should have access to this kind of horrifying power and so the office of president should probably be abolished.

@bugduv sorry but the fact he still won despite everything says waayy more about the state of the Democrats and the American system and society for me Clive. Amazed it could be seen any other way. Itā€™d be like if Madrids first team got rekt 5-0 by lads on a stag do who didnā€™t even understand the rules of football.

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As much as Iā€™m mystified by your attitude, that is a top, top, top, top analogy.

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Genuinely took me until ā€œHe kneels in front of the TVā€ part until I realised it was a joke.

And besides, He doesnā€™t even talk to Melania anyway!

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Enjoying the number of people in the replies not realising it was a joke

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I feel we should not be enabling this guyā€™s insanity at this point. Heā€™s clearly not well.

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a million neocon dicks just wilted

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Fucking. Hell.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/949616329463615489
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/949618475877765120
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/949619270631256064

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President Brain Genius.

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Being like, really smart

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Had to check the tweet was real at that point

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Iā€™m trying so hard to imagine Obama or (Bill) Clinton saying those words in that order and I just canā€™t do it

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subthread: invent something as ridiculous as possible that could still be believed by most of us

Trump has repeatedly asked if the White House can be renamed the Trump House

  • believable
  • not believable

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I was fully sure it wasnā€™t true as well, as I thought Iā€™d remembered him running for the nomination in 2012. This is what Wikipedia had to say, which shows he hasnā€™t changed really

In the 2012 Republican primaries, Trump generally had polled at or below 17 percent among the crowded field of possible candidates. On May 16, 2011, Trump announced he would not run for president in the 2012 election, while also saying he would have become the President of the United States, had he run.