Trump 2018 - Road to Midterms/Nuclear War


#1421

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#1422

Uphold


#1423

All hail the rat king


#1424

black lives matter crashed the wedding of the cop who shot stephen clarke 20 times in his grandmother’s back garden for holding a mobile phone.

BLM are absolute heroes. i hope they crash every special moment of the cops’ lives until they repent or throw themselves in the sea.


#1425

trying to provoke some kind of uprising or an excuse for intervention i guess.

you know what’s quite interesting is the coverage of the maduro assassination attempt. all the main outlets were calling it a false flag by an embattled government. i went and checked out how they covered the helicopter attack from a few years back. outlets were calling it a false flag attack by an embattled government. until they decided the cop who did it was actually a hero. it’s incredible how the media just unquestioningly centers US foreign policy line on everything.


#1426

Wedding Crashers 2: Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn Get Woke


#1427

An account of the incident if anyone wants to read it


#1428

#1429

But why on earth would Trump ever wan-

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#1430

sorry but this is epic banter


#1431

Personally I’m amazed anyone’s still making the stuff, but then the old Soviet bloc does exist.


#1432

It’s the CFCs thing, innit. Awful for lots of reasons, but really really good at the thing it was supposed to do.


#1433

Lost count of the amount of times i’ve read something assuming it was a parody.


#1434

not the point, but Cyrillic script/ alphabet just looks boss AF


#1435

Technically you don’t make asbestos as it is naturally occurring (/pedant). It is mined out of the ground and then used to make stuff with. Lots of countries (such as Russia) have vast reserves of the stuff and don’t seem too bothered about using it for various things, whereas it’s banned in the EU. I imagine it’s a godsend in the winter as they’ll use it for things like building and pipe insulation to combat the winter cold.

I look forward to our post Brexit deal with America where they ship us loads of their asbestos boards to line our hovels with


#1436

Aaron banks and Wetherspoons will come together make new pubs on every corner made solely of asbestos and national service will be brought in to staff them.
Chlorinated chicken Wednesdays, the only time you can now eat meat will be £8750 for a chicken burger, chips and a pint thanks to hyperinflation


#1437

SIGN ME UP.


#1438

“to ensure America’s dominance in space” is a sentence that just highlights how ridiculous it all is, isn’t it


#1439

There’ll be some proper cushy jobs going there. Report into Pence and Trump once per quarter, “everything’s going great, we’ve designed silver uniforms”.


#1440

They’ve mastered wars on land so…