anybody feel like wildly speculating on the exact nature of the compromising, salacious material they have on him?

Yeah usually I’d be up for a bit of wild speculation but this really feels a bit like we’re playing into the hands of the ā€œmainsteam media is a conspiracyā€ folks.

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Also using someone’s (legal) sexual preferences as an attack against them is a bit off. I know he’s a dick but rinse him the actual stuff rather than him liking a bit of edgeplay or whatever (if this were to be true which it isn’t anyway). Obviously it would be different and fucking wonderfully ironic if it turned out he was in to cuckolding

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It’s not the fact that he likes these activities (although that probably will upset a lot of the more conservative parts of the GOP), but that him being caught in those activities gives another country leverage over him.

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hmm, that doesn’t seem to be the tone of the criticism here and elsewhere on the web tbh (also someone’s literally just made this up)

Not sure that laughing at the idea of someone as pompous and as thin-skinned as Trump hiring prostitutes to urinate in Obama’s bed is the same as criticizing him for his kinks, to be honest.

All a bit John Oliver-y for me, I’m out

A terrific and terrifying book. it’s not far off a miracle we’re still here.

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remember the time they tried to impeach the president for getting a blowjob in the oval office?

It wasn’t that he got a blowjob in the oval office, it’s that him being caught in those activities gave a foreign power leverage over him (women).

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Dame Head-in-a Oval Office Leverage

^Ban request

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how old is trump? i hope he dies soon

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6 months older than Bowie

70/72 or something. Regardless of what his fake doctor says, I don’t think he looks like a healthy man.

mate, come on

I heard he put his cock in a dead pig’s mouth

I heard an amazing rumour that the reason he’s so orange is that he has to cover up doing this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2297471.stm

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wonder what he’s been drinking that would do that and is yellow??!?!!!?!!!