Try and pretend as much as you want...

This is just a thread for pretending about stuff. It can be about pizzas if you want, I guess.

Keep it light though, yeah

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Sometimes I try to pretend that I’m not vain about my appearance, but I reaaally am.

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Sometimes I pretend my band made it. And then I open a bottle of whisky at 13:35

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I often pretend that I’m falling asleep on a spaceship in my space-bunk. The ship is on a cool space mission, and while I’m not captain (too much pressure), I’m somebody who does something pretty important.

My tinnitus is spaceship noise. Any cat noise is crew-mates, some of which are space-cats. They are the gunners.

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