Tryhard and Weird Derby - The Weekend Football Thread

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#1702

Would be great if city had arranged to have the party at the same hotel mourinho is staying at


#1703

IT’S A TRAVEL TAVERN


#1704

Weird league results when there’s not a lot to play for happen

The Sevilla match was a disgrace. Going out to Bristol in the league cup was awful and I’ve got no confidence of us beating spurs next week.


#1705

Spurs clear favourites I would imagine


#1706

Spurs are still spurs though so anything could happen


#1707

Love crouchy


#1708

I dunno. They seem a bit less Spurs-y of late


#1709

This is funny


#1710

Oh my


#1711

I mean, it’s funniness obviously is no consolation but it is funny nonetheless.


#1712

Good god. How can you possibly keep up the “it’s not over til it’s mathematically certain” bollocks knowing full well that you’ve already filmed that?

EDIT: just remembered this which we’ll all agree was totally different and not at all funny.

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#1713

Jeeeeesus Christ :anguished:


#1714

Napoli drew 0-0 away at Milan.

Six points off Juve now…with a vastly inferior goal difference. There are still 6 games to go…and Juve still have Inter/Roma away and Milan home…but you feel that Napoli absolutely have to win the upcoming head-to-head to have any chance. At least their run in is easier…with (apart from Juve) their hardest game being away at Fiorentina (who would probably throw that game…as it’s Italy and they despise Juve more than most).

It’s still possible…and closer than any other big league in Europe…but I will be very disappointed if Juve win again.


#1715

Entire victory is invalidated now.

Pints down please @bugduv and @Parsefone


#1716

definitely going to buy all my UAE telecommunications through Etisalat UAE now


#1717

Street Etisalat


#1718

Where did you get those olives?

Etisalat bar


#1719

Welcome to Manchester, Mohammed etisalat


#1720

Opening a bag of light etisalat crisps in your honour.


#1721

Pollen count’s very high tonight…