Tues evening thread

BRITISH?!?!?!?!?11111111

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Oh you done fucked up right now

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Sorry mate, but cork is located in the British isles.

Dunno another term to use as a catch all Ireland/UK thing

dredging my mind for something to talk about:

. saw some blossom on a tree today that smelt really nice

I’ll try harder

This might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen

thanks that reminds me I saw an iron today that cost £200! What could be so special about an iron?

In Corby?

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Maybe it does the ironing for you

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don’t start

Cork is on Ireland, that other island is called Britain.

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Fair enough. Had no idea describing the two islands as the British islands was controversial tbh.

We’re a stubborn bunch of pricks over here.

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@anon19035908 isn’t here to back me up

Fuck am I calling it the Atlantic archipelago though.

Fish n chips eaters isles it is.

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I’m listening to Barry White to get me in the mood to smoke a brisket.

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indeed, in Corby!

I think maybe I need to change my ‘house style’.

they had an iron that cost £200 in the Corby Tesco Juke

Just shit the bed spanish wise. Was explaining to the bar person that I use eye drops during hay fever season, but referred to them as ‘guantes’ instead of ‘gotas’, which means I said ‘ l put gloves in my eyes this time of year, they really help!’

Fuck

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Shitty headache inducing day at work

Just ate a heavily reduced fancy Waitrose pizza (prawn and garlic!), Drinking the dregs of a bottle of red and watching flat earth pricks on Netflix . Gig later