It’s almost worth the six months of rain to not have to put up with this anymore

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I sleep in a converted attic space, gonna die tonight

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Me too kinda, but it’s always so cold up here :frowning:

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Can’t stand sleeping on top of a duvet either, so unnatural will just roast alive beneath it instead

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Had to kill a bee today and it’s still bumming me out, caught it with the lawnmower and it was obviously in pain, hate gardening, there’s always something

Next up in the “getting discobot to make decisions for me” series: should I read about -

1,2 - light towers
3,4 - Dark towers
5,6 - icy landscapes

oh wise @discobot roll 1d6

:game_die: 4

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Don’t even like cutting down weeds makes me sad, damn we’re just here to destroy stuff and it sucks :frowning:

My word! The weighty tome. Thanks @discobot

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It’s very clear that some of you guys haven’t completed discobot {advanced tutorial}

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maybe he just did 5 laps and drank cans for the rest of the time

got to the point where brushing my teeth is a genuine highlight of my day.

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Still busting out the corsodyl mouthwash?

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oh yes. praying stocks haven’t been affected by the corona crisis :pray:

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thanks @discobot

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If I say thanks @discobot enough, he will appear in my profile stats

nice wee project for the coming weeks

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Your mouth is in for a treat!

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remember when I said I was feeling great at the beginning of the corona thing, and completely anxiety free.

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Bought some Colgate Sensitive Pro-Relief Whitening toothpaste for about £3.50 the other day. £3.50 and once you’ve got it out the box it’s really small. But still it’s the HOLY GRAIL OF TOOTHPASTE FUCK OFF. IT RELIEVES SENSITIVITY YET STILL WHITENS YOUR TEETH FUCKING HELL IVE MADE IT IN LIFE.

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Crackers are the nicest thing I never really think of to eat