Fine, I’ll do it for him

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Good GOD

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It’s my most popular post on this site.

Thanks @Epimer!

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11:18 they only have sugarfree or the big 600ml bottle (too big for me)

think months and months of stress at work has finally broken me.
Apparently you can’t do the same work 3 people did in 18months with just 1 person in 3 months. Good experiment well done work!

Just had a early lunch, big bowel of chicken and vegetable soup. Had it early because I want to start charging through the 8 bottles of Hoegaarden sitting in my fridge as soon as the clock strikes 12! (well maybe 11.55)

Hoof it :beers:

Did it taste like shit?

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Hah! Well spotted. I was gonna edit it but I’ll leave it for a giggle :grin: :+1:

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Talk feedback: they really liked your accent.

I’m just a piece of voice meat to these people.

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Marckee

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OF COURSE the gardeners who seem to be permanently outside chose to take a chainsaw to the hedge outside my window AGAIN during the really important presentation to lots of people. Piss off with your bloody chainsaw.

Apparently there was a wonderful mics left on virtual work conference shambles. Of course I missed it as was actually working.
Work conferences

  • Always a waste of time and money
  • Oh they’re really great I learn so much and help my development and networking and lielielielielie

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hi

had pain in my side for weeks. it got worse, so went to see the dr and it’s kidney stones! yaldi.

so that’s appendicitis, inguinal hernia and kidney stones inside 9 months, yeah boi

going to wait to let me piss them up the wall before anything else is needed, but let me tell you the pain ain’t no @AQOS

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was/is it constant pain or just random every now and then?

gonna play tennis.

found out my racquet is worth about 200 quid because its quite a rare model. thinking about selling it.

not really, that’s what it started as. it’s really bad pain, under my ribs and round the back, kinda where you’d put your hand if you were sining “i’m a little teapot, short and stout, here’s my handle” if that makes sense

Shit man, you are due some good luck. Can’t they zap them nowadays?

Exist entirely so the people who organise them can boast about it on their development plans/ appraisals

Had a 2nd & 3rd job interview at a company earlier.

Ended with me signing the contract there and then (they’d already sent me a sample one).

Just handed my notice in. My job’s been miserable the past few months, this feels euphoric.

Today is a good day.

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Wooo! :tada:

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