Got in from my walk with a major hankering for a penguin biscuit
Et a penguin biscuit and I’m so glad I did
Found this in the bus in the way back from my blood test. Normally I’d leave it but i havent been able to score all bloody lockdown!!!
I should probably bin it… or I could experiment and Russian roulette? I took it so kids wouldn’t find it… obviously
Buying train tickets for the weekend and I’m irked that there’s still standard and first class
Like use all the space and charge the same price you fuckin parasites
It’s an irk generally, but fuck off m37368b it’s a pandemic
My neighbour is an old boy who lives there some of the time but it’s mainly his step son dufus and wife. There has been another guy there who I have just found out is the dufus’s brother. He’s out of work as he is usually a blue man with the Blue Man Group!
Wonder if he’s a never nude.
St. Andrews.
Also @kermitwormit we’re too poor to stay in St. Andrews for a night so drove to Dundee and got a swanky pad for much less but you don’t care about that but you might care that we drove past a town called Wormit on the way. You have to visit.
There’s an ominous face in the bag, bin it.
Also because you found it on a bus, bit mostly the ill omen face.
Looks gorgeous!
that’s where my old man stays
Is it any cop?
blaze it
But I’m worried about the ominous face @anon89873996 mentioned and now I cant unsee
omg! It’s beautiful! Having a nose on google images and her bridge is exquisite
seems nice enough
pros: he has a lovely view cons: its of dundee
you might unsee it after you smoke it
I’m on the beach, got a beer and my book and some non bus weed.
It’s pretty nice
been done by ikea and their shit customer service, absolutely furious maybe this is how karens are born
There is not a hope in hell that I wouldn’t smoke that.
Free fucking weed.
Matcha tea latte thing I just made. T’is nice.