Are you pronouncing this American-style, or correctly?
Hullo early twats. My early twat cat woke me up at 5 to be let out like a DICK then I couldnāt get back to sleep so when little one started grunting around I got her up, sort milk, fed her and she fell asleep on me, then Mrs stack and twat cat joined us. Sleepy sofa.
Last record was Al Greenās greatest hits I think.
Last thing played on the guitar outside of a standard noodle was BBC snooker theme. Itās my party piece.
Replacements on the way on. First five albums going for shit all on scamazon right now 
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canāt play the guitar. well a bit. not much. can do a bit of flute on the flute and recorder. again, not much
Dynamic Rockers - beautiful roots reggae, baby
probably the ex. I was a boring boyfriend
is this the live-in ex?!
Well we didnāt see that happeningā¦
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They donāt just call me Mystic Meg for my penchant for wearing capes, you know.
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so whenās she signing up for DiS thenā¦?
Good stag?
I canāt play the guitar
I havenāt listened to vinyl in a while
The cat fell asleep in my arms last weekend
Iām still sick and starting to get really livid with it,
#9daystilholibobs
Ahahahahaha thatād kibosh the relationship
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Managed a good solid hour of working from home and now Iām just twiddling the mouse (never heard it called etc etc etc) to keep Lync from betraying me.
My gf is going to be at the same work seminar as me later. Going to spend the rest of the morning trying to think of ways I can wind her up while still being professional. Best Iāve got so far is pretending to not know her while introducing myself to her colleagues, as sheās told them who I am. I think I can do better.
Morning!
Last thing I played on the guitar? I think I was playing some Iron and Wine when I was sat up in bed a couple of nights ago
Last vinyl I listened to? Canāt remember. Havenāt had a working record player since uni
Last person to fall asleep in my arms? Mrs CCB
AOB? My knee and shoulder and hip hurt after I fell off my bike yesterday. Evening! - #24 by colon_closed_bracket
probably something by pavement
otis blue
my dog
Read about that last night. What the actual fuck, thatās such a busy stretch to be cycling the wrong way down.
Glad it wasnāt any worse.
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What was the last thing you played on the guitar 
?
Honestly canāt remember, maybe some Cream?
What was the last vinyl you listened to?
Miles - Kind of Blue last night.
Who was the last person to fall asleep in your arms?
My wife.
fucking hell. this album is so beautiful! nice work, peen
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Lol. No.
Hello everyone.
Bit bored today. Saw a couple of films at the cinema last night (Little Men and Hunt For The Wilderpeople), both were 
and I didnāt fall asleep!
Was gonna go out tonight again as well but I cba. Two nights out of the flat in a row feels extravagant.
Tomorrow is my one year anniversary of working here and apparently weāre having a ādisaster planningā scenario and thereās a chance we might all get sent home. Excellent.
Why not?