Oh that old chestnut.

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no she’s a mushroom look

not a chestnut

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to a chestnut my opener would ofc be

can i nut on yr chest mate?

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This is probably the best jb song since the world is not enough. It’s alright.

That’s portobello your usual standards

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Trust you to come out with such a shitake.

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Fuck buttons!

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You’re such a punghi

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Oh god no. :nauseated_face:
It’s sparking my trypophobia too. :scream:

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That was magic.

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This town ain’t big enough for the both of mush

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Blimey.

good evening!

Ok, you guys are taking liberties; put a cap on it.

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It was quite a porcini effort tbf.

Hey shut it you, we are the champignons

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Oystered by his own petard.

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I want to portabello from the rooftops for you all to stop the puns!

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OK you now maitake your leave

Yeah I’ll declare this one closed cup

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