Oh that old chestnut.
no she’s a mushroom look
not a chestnut
to a chestnut my opener would ofc be
can i nut on yr chest mate?
This is probably the best jb song since the world is not enough. It’s alright.
That’s portobello your usual standards
Trust you to come out with such a shitake.
Fuck buttons!
You’re such a punghi
Oh god no. It’s sparking my trypophobia too.
That was magic.
This town ain’t big enough for the both of mush
Blimey.
good evening!
Ok, you guys are taking liberties; put a cap on it.
It was quite a porcini effort tbf.
Hey shut it you, we are the champignons
Oystered by his own petard.
I want to portabello from the rooftops for you all to stop the puns!
OK you now maitake your leave
Yeah I’ll declare this one closed cup