#42

I have a great/ awful story about paternity leave which I’ve probably shared before.

A former colleague of mine used the two paternity weeks allowed for his second child to move out of the family home into a bachelor flat and leave his wife (and children).

I wouldn’t advise doing that.

#43

Haha what did you do to him?

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#44

It was someone who made a remark about Kanye West with racist connotations and I reported it to the mods and he got banned. There’s a long post in that thread I just linked to where he makes up a lot of things that didn’t happen too. Love it.

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#45

Very scary when people elsewhere comment on this place. Leave us weirdos alone!

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#46

I enjoyed the bit further up where he (assuming it’s a he) said he liked the fact there was no shit posting.

I don’t even think he scratched the surface.

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#47

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At least he had some taste.

EDIT: Btw funkhouser is he perma banned? I know who this is now.

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#48

WATMM is like the Black Lodge doppelganger of Twoism

#49

Also says ‘no being silly’ like that’s a good thing.

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#50

Still laughing about Nigella pronouncing microwave like mee crow wah vey

Then laughing at Joe wicks pronouncing wendsleydale like wends lee dahl lay

And then bf comes in with his mate saying meet you down at alber own ays meaning all bar one

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#51

like Twoism is all kindly nerds making cool music and literally being an intelligence agency on the subject of Boards of Canada; and WATMM has folks uploading videos of them smashing up rare Boards tapes and (based on memory of many years ago) having some veeeeerrry morally questionable threads

#52

Yeah I believe so, me and zeal had a conversation about it at the time and he made a decision.

#53

Watching that “Mank” film on Netflix. Seems alright like

#54

Hey folks how we doing? I have to use some floating holidays before Dec. 15th so I took the rest of the week off. So I guess it’s technically my funky friday to! Me and funky going to be like.

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#55

I can go home for Xmas.

:sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob:

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#56

Yaaaay!!! :heart: so happy for you tilts xx

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#57

Nice to see stuff going well for you lately :slight_smile:

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#58

:hugs:

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#59

Also is it @fappable and @barleysugar who I need to blame for buying jam on toast yorkshire tea?

#60

b a n g e r

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#61

THATS IT! You people have stood in my way long enough

I’m going to a DiS meat

(when possible and convenient)

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