The TV is on holiday in Chile and as met loads of great dogs :smile:

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My cold status has gone from like 95% yesterday morning to 15% now. I have a delicious can of rhubarb cider (330ml) sitting in the fridge, waiting for me to glug it. Should I drink it tonight?

  • Yes, one won’t hurt #treatyoself
  • No, you idiot, you’ve spent the last 2 days in bed complaining. Don’t jeopardise your recovery!!

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It is? Damn my colour blindness! Must be the light in here!

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Get fucking hammered

Just paid £3 for a half of meantime. This fucking city.

Bought a 4 pack of orangina and a box of malteasers

#greatshopping

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Could go some orangina right now

they didn’t have any of that popcorn at M&S

THE PEOPLE’S CHAMPION

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:cry::cry::cry: did they have the Eton mess one? That’s quite good too

not that I could see, they did have two giant chocolate macaroons though so got them

This just cropped up in my newsfeed and I know it’s an Onion article but it is slightly based on real gerbil behaviour and I am TRAUMATISED :frowning: :frowning: :frowning:

Hello been to the pub cos I’m officially on holiday until Monday.

Had some gins and pale ales and then an ardbeg as a farewell cap. Had some proper wanky liberal dis chat about ethical banks.

My friend’s American wife kept making me say ‘Winter is coming’

Train to Yorkshire at 7am tomorrow. Booo. But get to see my parents dog, woof :slight_smile:

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Ethical @banks ?

Some older kid latched on to Jnr’s face earlier at a play group. She dug her nails in both sides of her face, and clamped down on her nose with her teeth until she almost bit some of her nostril off - there’s a loose flap of skin and it was bleeding and seeping for ages. The mum was like ‘don’t do that please’, like she’d just splashed in a puddle not gone fucking Hannibal Lecter on a one year old. FFS.

Anyway, I’m eating a jam tart I made this afternoon, and before that some soup made from leftovers and some total badass bread I baked yesterday.

Fucking hell!!! Poor Scout Jr, that is awful :frowning: hope it heals soon xxx

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Jesus, hope scout jnr is ok.

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I think unfortunately kids go through a bitey phase when they’re 1.5-2. I’d be raging though - not sure I could hold myself back from shouting at someone else’s kid.

I went to see Blade Runner part deux (get ready for my hot take in the other thread) and to the Chapman’s exhibition. those guys can’t get enough of that Goya series can they?

got a pizza in the oven