Drinking a couple of beers and watching the (terrible) football. Can’t believe I turned the Cubs game off for this.
It’s cold tonight eh
@Scout’s best pal. She took him on a tour once and told him to sleep well at the end of it or something, the old flirt
Predator’s on so I’m watching Predator
Is predator your nickname for Wayne Rooney?
He seems like the loveliest man. I reckon my mate’s related to him coz he’s from Bury and his mam’s surname is Garvey. It’s a sure thing
I don’t know what this means but no I’m watching arnie
Nearly made the same joke!
Went to see stewart lee, hopefully home for bed by 10.
No just listened to a lot of elbow, innit
Ask him if he’s got a handstamp on his way back
He didn’t disappear, HE WAS SKINNED ALIVE
So stressful getting former flames contacting me, just gonna have a xanax and ignore the world for a bit (thanks for the kind words though 'denza you old flirt x)
Brilliant, watching now
Predator 2 is on afterwards! Yes!
I thought that was Ainslie Harriot on I’m a Celebrity…
IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT
Fucking love this film.
GET TO THE CHOPPER
was starting to look forward to going to sleep but then i decided to eat half a bar of dark chocolate and now i’m going to be awake for aaaaaages. what am i like.
I just are loads of chocolate too. FFS! Do people eat more when they are depressed? I can’t seem to stop myself from snacking in the evening. Never going to be thin