Lol i wonder if you could make it so he has to give 24 hours notice before he comes round. That’d be v lol.
Just all about policing womens bodies isn’t it, really.
I just bought train beers, i wasnt going to but ive been on public transport or waiting for public transport for 4hrs!
@iamwiggy great bunch o lad
I dont appreciate you sending my nudes they were for your eyes only
Should see the state of this spot on my leg
Celine Dion won for Switzerland in '88? Whaaaa? Dual citizenship?
I’m intrigued by this Eurovision you speak of.
would smash
What’s stopping you?
(Don’t forget the garlic bread)
Fucking great with cheap supermarket sausage rolls it turns out.
Someone has keyed my car.
As I went to the dentists this morning I got to work late so had to park on the street instead of the work car park.
To make things worse I only got the car back from being resprayed last week due to me being an idiot.
Not happy.
Oh that’s shitty
Would never forget garlic bread!
But it’s too late. Dinner is just about to be served and it’s not layers of pasta, sauce and cheese
Going to see the beths
Some of the guests on Great British Menu this year (Roni Size, Skepta) have been bonkers
Geese technically but yanno
Did he ask to take his leftovers home in a brown paper bag?