That I am not
Off to bed, will reply to all DMs in the morning.
Not true
i had a two year relationship that started off with some weird sexy science experiment roleplay messages, so anything is possible!
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I didn’t know if I was tired or just low in mood, is the thing?
maybe I should get some low-key hip and elbow padding just in case anyway
discreet protection for the aging skater
My DMs have grown rusty from neglect
Slide in at your own risk
You’ll scrape your arse cheeks to fuck
and there’s every chance you’ll get TB
You flatterer!
I’m really cracking up at my own verbiage today btw
If I could slide into my DMs I totally would
WAIT, is “sliding into someones DMs” a sexy thing?
or stealing their boots
chuckle.
always read it as this.
But really, is it?
Yeah I think it’s when you send a DM that is very “good evening, madam” in tone
Isn’t this the premise of an eighties filn
Got called out on calling them dm’s before, it’s like sorry I grew up before widespread personal messaging ffs
Haha!!! I would be delighted to receive a DM that started with “good evening, madam”
OOooh well, I did NOT know this.
dont give me that slander, my awful seduction techniques were mine and mine alone
