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We’ve pursued a policy of patience with everything else, and I’m determined to remain patient with this - she will sort herself out, I believe it. But I did tell her off this morning for getting angry at me that I wouldn’t say it was seven o’ clock (when it was actually four o’ clock), and I feel that I am getting a bit frayed!

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I drew my daughter a flow chart and stuck it on the bedroom door. I’ll see if I can find it

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Anything that could start to point her in the right direction would be hugely appreciated!

Here we go :smiley:

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:grinning: this is incredible!

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“Mummy and daddy like sleep!”

This is absolutely brilliant. So well executed too - concise and complete details, no obvious loopholes :grinning:

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That’s amazing - I particularly like your definition of emergency.

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What sort of horrible dreams do kids have :open_mouth:

My bad dreams as a child usually involved my parents having been turned into robots. No legs falling off.

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once as a kid i dreamt that neil morrissey was trying to kill me :frowning:

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“Leg falling off” has done me, tbh.

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Flicking through the telly; ITV:pothole wars

It’s a bit of a family running joke, not sure how it started tbh

I dreamt that I got chased by a giant yoghurt pot with yellow eyes. Nice and sane

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Eldest thought it was great tbh. I remember a couple of days after putting it up, hearing the sound of feet scampering up to our bedroom, pausing for a second, and scampering back :smiley:

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i’d scrub ‘bad dream’ off that tbh. think you’re being a bit of a push over there.

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love dishing out parenting advice.

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Just noticed that Sunday is a bit of a free-for-all. Think I might have amended the flowchart to tighten things up a bit.

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