Hi. Just ate some sausages. How are you?
Hi. Just ate some Brian Harvey Specials. Gonna have a cornetto in a minute. I’m very tired, how are you?
Posted in the day thread but I just want everyone to know I drink wine by the half pint like a mini Sam allardyce
Gonna go do my shopping like the maverick that I am.
Not too bad Funky my man, though the kiddo is awake and I think it’ll be a challenge to get him to sleep, so I’m gearing up.
Did you have a good day?
Yeah it was ok, very busy and a bit stressful in parts but got quite a lot done.
Pimminent bresent
That calls for…. 2 cornettos!
M just came home with the same type of stone i bought in the same museum 30 years ago.
Got Chinese on its way.
Why am i so grumpy again? Need a wine, a cuddle and someone to assassinate the magpie that is ruining my life.
Bradford’s gonna be the next city of culture
Bar had just played Pavement > Sonic Youth > Belle and Sebastian
Might get into that red wine and coke drink this summer
Or fernet and coke
if you do, make sure you get box wine - its the only one that works.
*ferret and coke
Ah I’ve never heard anyone mention carajillo outside of my Valencina friends
Someone sent me a rude email, I sent a rude reply, now I’m worrying I was rude. Why is my brain like this.