Not been doing all this weight training for nothing
You’ll be at peat performance.
are you obliged to do this? would properly be ‘nah, do it yourself mate’ unless told otherwise.
Would it be a load off your back if I helped you out?
I do it cause I’m very good at the ol’ customer service (nobody else will do it and it gets me away from my actual work for a minute). Some of them wait till I’m gonna be there to come in now.
All my colleagues are terrible with customers too.
And because carrying the compost enriches both your lives?
if you want someone to make you look even better at your job, then i may be in the market in a few weeks time.
That’s a potted history, yes.
Wonderfully, thanks. Been doing nothing but relaxing, things that are usually reserved for Thursday, eating and more of the above. Getting ready to head out.
chopsticks
I’ll get you all signed up. It all pays off in a few weeks time when people bestow many chocolate based gifts on me and everyone else gets nothing.
Been at an all day conference on trauma and its neurobiological effect on children - cheery stuff for a Tuesday. Got some shroomdogs on the go and just frying up some onions for gravy
would be happy to fulfil a specific role where I slowly progress from basic surliness to just unprofessional/borderline criminal, and when you finally have to give me the sack, people will think ‘yeah, that’s a fair man who I now respect and value even more’.
Then we meet in the pub and divide out the Quality Street. Ideal.
and the big box of snyders.
Nah we’ll get one each.
Well ibwas having fun but apparently I’m not allowed to listen to Jamiroquai for some unknown reason
You know those moments the really test the strength of your relationship? I offered 'er indoors a bit of my pizza and she managed to knock half a pizza onto the floor.
Good thing I’ve got one and a half pizzas left and am still going to eat the floor pizza when she leaves, obviously
Tonight I shall be mainly be drinking this