We’re signing Bakayoko from Monaco for DM according to big Dunc Castles innit.

That was rumoured for this windah along with that Lindy Hop fella. Not really seen much of him either.

Definitely think Jose will go for someone a bit more physical than Carrick for next season, or at least with span eye on easing him in to thay role over the course of next year. Franck Kessie’s the name the press seem sure he’s most interested in.

Think United might have a big window next summer given the financial results. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if they spent £150m-£200m on three really big spinal players.

Aye, throwing daft money around to bring more daft money in seems to be the modus operandi these days. We’ll sign Griezmann and market his phone celebration alongside a new Indonesian SIM network or something.

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He’ll have few games a season where he’ll score a nice goal (or three) but then disappear for a few months. He runs like he’s pulling a caravan, when he bothers to run at all and is suspect positionally. He’s also really dirty, not like he’ll get booked for tactical fouls, more like he’ll get involved off the ball/snide kicks and mouthing off at the ref. He clearly has a lot of ability but he rarely shows it.

We’re in an all hands to the pumps situation and I’m pretty glad he’s fucking off. £3m for a lazy bastard with 6 months left on his contract is great business. His ‘head wasn’t right’ last weekend (maybe the match before too), so he was unavailable for selection. The moron then pops up on twitter enjoying a day at the driving range.