Tuesday II Morning

I am the rage. Fuck everything.

In other news, I have four marzipan apples that have been squished to form one massive deformed marzipan apple. This pleases me.

I don’t know what a marzipan apple is but I would very much like a bite of your massive deformed marzipan apple.

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These are them before they got too smooshed. They’re just a big ball of delicious marzipan softness, covered in more marzipan.

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Would.

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Incentive left a bag of jelly babies in a very hot car, the result? Jelly Giant!

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Can I please draw people’s attention to my much-avoided thread?

I need help!


FTFY

What subtle wizardry have you done here?

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STRAIGHTENED THEM

omg how do other people not notice their photos aren’t straight

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We don’t all have immediate access to a spirit level, like some people

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Hmmm, wee bit disappointed.

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Um, thanks? I’ll send you 5000 photos at the end of the trip and you can do them all?

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To be fair it was absolutely pissing down for both photos and I pretty much had my eyes closed taking the pictures.

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wtf I spent FAR too long looking for the balonz

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It’s not safe for him to go out in a thunderstorm silly.

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On any day, tbqfh :wink::wink::wink:

I really like marzipan

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I can dream

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You have exceptional taste in snacks.

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Worst recruitment email ever

Is that the full email?

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