I am the rage. Fuck everything.
In other news, I have four marzipan apples that have been squished to form one massive deformed marzipan apple. This pleases me.
I don’t know what a marzipan apple is but I would very much like a bite of your massive deformed marzipan apple.
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These are them before they got too smooshed. They’re just a big ball of delicious marzipan softness, covered in more marzipan.
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Would.
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Incentive left a bag of jelly babies in a very hot car, the result? Jelly Giant!
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Can I please draw people’s attention to my much-avoided thread?
I need help!
What subtle wizardry have you done here?
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STRAIGHTENED THEM
omg how do other people not notice their photos aren’t straight
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We don’t all have immediate access to a spirit level, like some people
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Hmmm, wee bit disappointed.
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Um, thanks? I’ll send you 5000 photos at the end of the trip and you can do them all?
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To be fair it was absolutely pissing down for both photos and I pretty much had my eyes closed taking the pictures.
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wtf I spent FAR too long looking for the balonz
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It’s not safe for him to go out in a thunderstorm silly.
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On any day, tbqfh 
I really like marzipan
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I can dream
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You have exceptional taste in snacks.
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Is that the full email?
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