Tuesday morning "is this a serial advance?" thread


#1

Up early this morning to catch a train. I was sitting having a coffee at pret just now and a guy in his 50s Congress up to me…

Him: Hi there how are you?
Me: Good thanks
Him: Where’s the girlfriend this morning?
Me: At home with the baby :baby:
Him: Is she yeah. I don’t have any kids me, none at all.
Me: Oh right cool.
Him: Never had sex with a woman in my life.
Me: …
Him: Not in a gay way
Me: …
Him: Have a nice day
Me: Yeah seeya

Is this a sexual advance?


#2

hahahahahahahahaah you said serial instead of sexual, now no-one is going to take this thread seriously at all

(in case you edit it)


#3

Fucking prudish autocorrect didn’t notice that. Had to type the second one in manually after it refused to have it the times in a row


#4

When I get that feeling, I got to have serial healing


#5

Is this a @Smeerial advance?

I had toast for breakfast and not very much sleep last night. Genuinely not looking forward to my day.


#6

Sounds like a serial Congress advance to me*.

*Smee


#7

Bit disappointed that he didn’t Conga up to me in hindsight


#8

in all honesty, I’m a bit hungover


#9

odd conversation, for sure.

played footie last night for the first time in a couple of weeks. aching like a bitch this morning. took one of my friends along and he got nutmegged by one guy 4 times over the course of about 10 minutes.


#10

better ask Sarah Koenig


#11

It sounds like he only did it once, mate.


#12

Ah we still laughing at Smee?


#13

“Yeah seeya.”

Oh, you tease!


#14

HAHAHA you said serial


#15

Remember when we were all saying “Mail…Kimp”?


#16

Met old friends in Manchester for too much drinking for a Monday night. Heading to Liverpool today.


#17


#18

You know, I was in pret the other day having coffee, and I had a similar conversation:

Him: Hi there how are you?
Me: Good thanks
Him: Where’s the wife this morning?
Me: At home with the children
Him: Is she yeah. I don’t have any kids me, none at all.
Me: Oh right cool.
Him: Never had sex with a woman in my life.
Me: …
Him: Not in a gay way
Me: …
Him: Have a nice day
Me: Yeah seeya

Looks like it was a serial advance!


#19

i’m eating serial


#21

Also… I got another … I got another…

If it was a serial advance… you should have said: