#25

must have showered last night

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#26

not a bad head of hair though

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#27

definitely not

#28

When he said ‘not in a gay way’ were you thinking ‘good, I don’t like having my anus touched’?

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#29

I showered this morning. That makes it fluffy. If I shower at night it becomes huge and greasy.

It’s fluffier in the morning straight from the tube.

#30

hey baby i hear the blues a-calling
tossed salaaaads and scrambled eggs

#31

For the love of FUCK.

Just spent the best part of two hours in the car without getting to work. It’s normally a half hour drive. Road closed due to a lorry. Two diversion attempts blocked by lorries trying to get around the first road closure. Gave up and came home.

Was bursting for a shite for about an hour and a half of that odyssey, too, which added a lovely frisson of danger to the whole thing.

#32

Bet your car was HONKING by the time you got home.

#33

Didn’t dare fart, tbh.

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#34

My boyfriend has put me in a right bad mood for a variety of reasons. I have PMT though but still he’s 100% to blame.

Tonight I am doing 2 gym classes back to back. a 45 minute peloton class and then an hour HIIT class. Yay. Then going to see my old housemates for take away.

#35

feeling pretty low, top stuff

#36

I haven’t been serially advanced upon in quite some time.

Had a weird dream this morning where I found out a load of DiS teams were playing in our five-a-side league. I must be on here too much.

Going to clean the house today as it’s a fucking tip.

#37

this seems a bit odd. doing a solid work out and then slobbing out on take away. unless it’s somethung healthy, then I’ll just shut the fuck up

#38

It’s probably gonna be thai food and noyb

I’ll burn over 1500 calories so think im ok

#39

I’m trying to suppress what I think will be a fart of Epimeric proportions because I have one student finishing an assessment.

It’s getting painful.

#40

Just ordered a couple of pairs of shorts from Next’s, gone for the ol’ free click and collect at the local store.

The confirmation email says I need to take two pieces of ID with me when I collect them

Two pieces of identification! I’m picking up a some clobber for me holiday, not applying for a fucking passport.

#41

I’ve never had to show ID for click and collect, just the email or order number. Not at Next but I doubt it’ll be different.

#42

seems odd but it’s not really

#43

well, it would be odd if she was getting dominos or such like.

score draw

#44

came home this weekend and my no7 light up mirror had fallen on the floor and smashed on the non-magnified side, i.e. the one i actually use.

it’s deal of the week at boots, £17.99. never seen them that cheap before. wahey!!! everything’s coming up penoid.