Tuesday Morning Thread sponsored by Utility Kilts

#1

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Reader, I deleted them.

We just had an hour of ridiculously stormy weather and now the sun’s shining in a blue sky again. Melbourne is weird.

#2

Coffee.

Peanut butter on toast.

Hang some washing out.

Go to work.

:pensive:

#3

At work.

Tired.

Unsure what it’ll be like today.

#4

Remembering how unpleasant it is to get the tube into work.

#5

Working 8-8 all week and this Saturday will be my 5th in a row :unamused:

Then I start a new job which is much higher where I do about a 5th of the work. How is that fair lads.

#6

I’ve no idea how people manage to get up and do useful stuff before work. I just about manage to brush my teeth and make myself look vaguely presentable. Anything else is far too taxing.

#7

Morning all. My hands are still covered in fake blood from yesterday and it looks like I’ve murdered someone :grimacing:

#8

I’m imagining a kilt with some sort of inbuilt tool-receptacle. And possibly a tin of shark repellent.

Edit: meant to be a reply to @1101010

#9

This post probably won’t count as an alibi when the police question you, btw.

#10

Good luck pal. Working in a job you hate and feel trapped in fucking sucks. You can get out of it and go onto much better things though, I’m sure of it.

#11

Morning fine folk of DiS!

Today I will mostly be doing some work nonsense and more applying to jobs. Then meeting noted top lads @AphexTwinkletoes and @Gert for Disintegration State related pint this evening.

#12

Morning team! Had a really irritating day at work yesterday for reasons I still can’t quite put my finger on, just spent a lot of it mildly irked, today should be better though. Might do a big shop tonight. That’s all I’ve got. I’m with you @Tilly I don’t understand all this before work activity and I can’t say I agree with it morally.

#13

The flip side is that I just do everything half arsed all the time

#14

Oh wow I’ve just realised Mike has gone for a bike ride but he’s left his keys here so I can’t go to work lol

#15

Can’t you use your app to track where he is and detour your route to drop him his keys?

#16

A meeting of legends. Enjoy!

#17

Have a day off, poindexter. This is actually a good idea, you should do this if you can @plasticniki

#18

I WAS MISTAKEN HE’S GOT A SPARE

#19

Morning all.

Last night I cooked dinner in my Le Creuset casserole pan. We ate dinner and sat chatting for about an hour afterwards, before deciding to clear the plates. It was then that I noticed that I’d left the gas hob on underneath the pan. My favourite pan, fucked.

Nowt else to report.

Have a nice day everyone.

#20

Definitely fucked? Those Le Creuset pans are pretty hard-wearing.

Try half filling it with water and putting a dose of biological washing powder in and simmering gently for 30 mins or so.

EDIT: This is actually what the Le Creuset helpline told my friend to do, or something similar. I tried bio liquid and it didn’t work. Powder only, apparently.