#86

@plasticniki basically forced me to listen to george michael’s older more than a week ago and now whenever i open spotify it’s like BAM! FANCY SOME MORE OLDER DO YOU? RIGHT HERE!

i’ve listened to lots of albums since but it won’t let me forget it. it’s still the first thing in my recently played. i’ve tried deleting it, hiding it, adding more albums, everything. nope. i’m now branded a george michael fan forever more.

fuck sake

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#87

FIVE O’CLOCK IN THE MORNIN, YOU AIN’T HOME

#88

bangers were really front loaded on that album eh

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#89

fucking british airways. i have to call them to notify them about taking bike boxes on some flights but whenever i call them they says “we’re too busy to take your call right now” and then the automated thing hangs up. what the hell am i meant to do?

#90

might have my second doughnut of the day i guess

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#91

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I had to wade to work this morning!

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#92

Top Quality Bed Wetting!

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#93

one for the defunct @DisQuotes here

I was doing a google search for “social media” but muscle memory resulted in a google search for “social anxiety”

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#94

Classic dis

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#95

Just ate a welshcake, 10/10

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#96

When is one welshcake ever enough though?

#97

Never, but I’m hoping that the soup I had before it is enough to stop me from going back for more

Can’t do it, having another one

#98

looks like fun!!!

I tried to have a look because it’s about 5-10 minutes away from me but all the roads even slightly close were closed

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#99

@LilWoodyToodelly @japes the exciting thing arrived

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#100

i would like a photo of all the shit you manage to pull out

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#101

Think it’s for his ears pal.

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#102

£350

#103

impressive. i found a business ticket once.

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#104

that was meant to say bus but whatever

#105

Just did a tour for another influencer. Honestly…:nauseated_face: Why must they all be like this?

They treated me like some sort of butler and the amount of times she dropped: ‘…well, being a TV presenter…’ into completely unrelated conversations.

Anyway, at the end I spotted a friend of mine who’s reasonably well known (CLANG!), he came over and hugged me and they lost their shit and you should have seen them trying to backtrack and treat me like another human being. It was then, readers, that I sashayed the hell out of there clicking my fingers in the air like a kween*

*absolutely didn’t, I had to hang around to sign a release form and ask for my money

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