Tuesday morning thread 🇱🇰

[plasticniki]

what the hell am i meant to do?

might have my second doughnut of the day i guess

[billy_jizz]

I had to wade to work this morning!

[keith]

Top Quality Bed Wetting!

[manches]

one for the defunct @DisQuotes here

I was doing a google search for “social media” but muscle memory resulted in a google search for “social anxiety”

[tilty]

Classic dis

[GoFasterStripes]

Just ate a welshcake, 10/10

[colon_closed_bracket]

When is one welshcake ever enough though?

[GoFasterStripes]

Never, but I’m hoping that the soup I had before it is enough to stop me from going back for more

Can’t do it, having another one

[noise_ramones]

looks like fun!!!

I tried to have a look because it’s about 5-10 minutes away from me but all the roads even slightly close were closed

[Epimer]

@LilWoodyToodelly @japes the exciting thing arrived

[japes]

i would like a photo of all the shit you manage to pull out

[anon19035908]

Think it’s for his ears pal.

[Epimer]

£350

[japes]

impressive. i found a business ticket once.

[japes]

that was meant to say bus but whatever

[Scout]

Just did a tour for another influencer. Honestly… Why must they all be like this?

They treated me like some sort of butler and the amount of times she dropped: ‘…well, being a TV presenter…’ into completely unrelated conversations.

Anyway, at the end I spotted a friend of mine who’s reasonably well known (CLANG!), he came over and hugged me and they lost their shit and you should have seen them trying to backtrack and treat me like another human being. It was then, readers, that I sashayed the hell out of there clicking my fingers in the air like a kween*

*absolutely didn’t, I had to hang around to sign a release form and ask for my money

[safebruv]

Then you moonwalked outta the northern quarter high fiving the spice heads in Piccadilly gardens thought right?

[keith]

I had to hang around to sign a release form and ask for my money

Like a kween?

[anon19035908]

Fucks sake @Epimer

[noise_ramones]

water’s totally gone off… luckily I was forward-thinking enough to fill a few saucepans and a bucket with water earlier