Tuesday morning

[elthamsmateowen]

Have I missed why you are signing everything off ‘urinary tract infection’ somewhere?

[Jeremys_Iron]

YES!

Buzzing for my beloved Urinary Tract Infections against Ipswich Town on BBC1 tonight, our game’s are never televised. On account of this I’ll be ending all my posts today with ‘UTI’ to spread the message of grassroots football and good sexual health.

UTI

[elthamsmateowen]

A perfect! Much appreciated.

As you care so much, thought I’d let you know that on the plus side I have the whole exit row to myself.

[Jeremys_Iron]

Get those feet up emo!

UTI

[elthamsmateowen]

In case you couldn’t picture it?

Thanks pal, will do!

UTI!

[foppyish]

if you want you can tell them I’m not happy about it either

[elthamsmateowen]

Power in numbers my friend. Consider it included

[profk]

EMO right now

[Jeremys_Iron]

It’s Poacher! Up the Imps!

UTI

[manches]

Done loads of essay-related work this morning (it’s looking like I may start running over the word limit); and now I’m having luuuuuuunch

[colon_closed_bracket]

Did you all know that yesterday was January’s hump-day? This means that we are over the hump and it’s downhill all the way to February

[anon67149139]

Did you all know that yesterday was January’s hump-day? This means that we are over the hump and it’s downhill all the way to February

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[foppyish]

with him the answer is both

[Kallgeese]

Gave 'em as much Hell as I could but it didn’t make a blind bit of difference. Postgrad fair went well though, found out about options for funding that I didn’t know were there. 'Geesey might be going back to college!

Going to make scrambled eggs with chorizo now and then I’m going to listen to Jim O’Rourke for the afternoon.

[Jeremys_Iron]

Did he ask for a glass hammer and a left handed screwdriver as well?

UTI

[Jeremys_Iron]

I know, I’m as panicked as you believe me. I reckon we can overturn Mick McCarthy’'s boys tonight though, have faith!

UTI

[_Em]

Stand there continually watching anxiously with a horrified expression, occasionally crossing yourself, to reassure him. That will also get you off the hook legally*.

(*Legal advice not legally applicable in any country)

[_Em]

Pint of cranberry juice?

[_Em]

The worst thing about cranberry is when you drink cranberry drinks and then puke, but forgot you drank a load of cranberry juice, so worry for a few minutes that you are actually dying.

[_Em]

There’s usually a bit of alcohol involved in me being convinced of my impending death for a few minutes, mind.