I work with someone who has a different Christmas jumper for every day of December. We don’t get on that well.
In a meeting and the boardroom table looks like a massive vagina
Fucking blizzard here.
I had gelato in the freezing cold around 9pm on Sunday - chocolate orange sorbet and salted caramel pretzel. Was class af.
Shit that sounds good. Gonna salt caramel tonight I think.
hungry
Best gelato I’ve had outside of Italy/Italian-owned places. My friend also bought some chocolate bars: sea salt and paprika, sriracha almond, and white choc pistachio cream omnom.
Also there’s three strip clubs about 30 seconds from their front door lol
i’ve got to deliver a presentation at the end of year meeting thing and my colleague has started putting it together when i was off sick last week. he’s off on leave for two weeks now so he won’t even be here when i deliver it but i’ve just had a look and it’s all in the wrong colours and stuff and there’s some horrible clip art and there’s even a slide that says brexit with a fucking union jack colouring on it. like fuck am i delivering a presentation that includes a union jack coloured brexit slide, i’d rather die
Just had another big Christmas tree delivery and now I’m ready to go home please.
Ha! He’s done you there
Oh yes
Hey everyone - I’m eating a maccy ds in Norfolk, 3 hour diversion on my way home from Lincolnshire to pick up an eBay purchase - seems like it was worth it though
Looking forward to getting back to Brighton and being in my own space again
Are you still going to work? Cos I wouldn’t
Been wearing a hi vis for 2 hrs and I’m up to a total of 5 people i know well enough to say hello to completely blanking me. It’s not like I’m not visible enough!!
Oh yeah man this building not coming down by itself.
I go up to the 4th floor everytime I need the loo cos I’m trying to get a peachy butt. There’s a woman from another office who uses the bottom of the last stairway to make calls on and she sits with her legs across the stair, blocking the way. It’s clear I want to get past her cos she’s seen me coming up and down before but she just sits there oblivious. It’s really annoying.
And you think holding the poo in a little longer will tone up your bum…?
