I’ve been in places where they refuse to serve you a snakebite because technically it’s a different licence to serve cocktails. Most of them will happily sell you a half of cider, and a half of lager in a pint glass however
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It’s not at all, but we used to say that to people too who asked for quadruples etc mainly to weed out the liabilities.
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Evening. Bit of a nothingy day off. Made creamy bacon and mushroom spaghetti for tea and watching TV with a beer. Feeling a bit meh about everything atm sigh
woof
Looking forward to big smelly under the duvet farts.
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Watched Ladybird again the other night and had that song by the fake band the hot dickhead is in stuck in my head ever since
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I’m out birdwatching with Sinead O’Connor. So far it’s been seven owls and fifteen jays
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I like how you just shadily outed Rob as a liability.
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Got the epimers
Just want to have a big cry and sleep for 12 hours, but the dog is being annoying and my mum wants to watch Long Lost Family so I’m stuck outside making sure she doesn’t bark
‘Shadily’ implies some degree of subtlety 
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I was originally drafting the post as some kind of ‘throwing shade’ reference but it wouldn’t quite work.
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is it fruitier or something? I’m going to have to look out for this
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Nice pint of Legend? Or Jail?
Jail! Was a good pint actually
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Just poured half a pint of water down my top again 
3 nights in a row now, what an achievement 
‘Fun’ fact: The founder of Dartmoor Brewery died yesterday.