#115

Can I have a beer yet?

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#116

got an email from a wack job who periodically emails physicists to tell them their theories are wrong and he has solutions for the energy crisis and covid-19 in one fell swoop. this bit is my favourite:

All of you have high IQs. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THEM? What will be done with hers that will be of practical value to humanity. I repeat, we are in desperate need of a clean, inexpensive, energy source. What are you doing to solve this? Does the work you’re currently involved in have any potential to resolve this issue? Probably not.

Your inability to set proper priorities is shameful. These secondary projects you’re involved in need to be set aside for the sake of humanity and our planet! Your lack of sensitivity and concern is contributing to the problem. You’ve become part of the problem! You’ve lost touch with what it means to be an honorable member of the human family. I suspect there’s a bit of intellectual arrogance in all of this as well, you believe yourselves to be above it all.

he’s absolutely had me on a skewer here to be fair

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#117

i just got a crate delivered and they’re nice and cold :grimacing:

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#118

Come on Tuna, just do some fucking science and solve it all. Get on with it!

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#119

Yes

#120

Crap. Actually out of beer. Gonna have to go to the Co-Op and pretend I really need some crumpets, toothpaste or binbags or whatever.

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#121

Can I? I had a day off yday.

#122

Monday is the only dry day of the week. Knock yourself out.

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#123

New dress and underwear! Had a moment of creative genius with a pack of tiny bows I had forgotten I’d bought as prizes for my event last year. Is this an absolute look or what?? :ribbon:

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#124

If I was a baseball man, I’d say you’ve knocked it out of the park!

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#125

Hoogy has spoken

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#126

I love a scientist with a theory.

My ex-father-in-law’s mate (tenuous, I know) was a lecturer in engineering at a polytechnic, and also a Norwich City fan. Every so often he’d write to the club telling them he’d devised a new approach to tactics based on the differential calculus of loosely-coupled rods and springs. He had computer models of it and everything.

All complete bollocks of course, but because of his professional standing, he eventually got invited to a meeting to present his theory. They soon realised he was off with the fairies and got rid of him as quickly as possible, but from that point on he blamed any bad result on their failure to listen to him.

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#127

I got the pub in a box crate from them today!

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#128

:hi5:

#129

yeeee boi

the nuts were bang tidy

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#130

:smiley:

“but I have simulations!”

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#131

Sparkly eyes :heavy_check_mark:
Cute dress with lovely colours matching eyeshadow :heavy_check_mark:
Cheeky bit of nice new bra on show :heavy_check_mark:
New hair + bows killing it :heavy_check_mark:
To conclude :heart_eyes:

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#132

aye. disappointed not to get any snyder’s tho

#133

So far today I’ve

Got up
Watched Better Call Saul with coffee and a chocolate waffle
Done some very competent work
Gone for a glorious and fun cycle on the downs
Had a proper grilled cheese and a tea in the garden

My garden is only sunny in the mornings so I’m squatted down in the corner with the BBQ and the cat shit in order to get the last of the sun

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#134

:heart_eyes: thank you Gnomey! Feel like a supermodel now

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