Anyone want to come to this show with me in September? It looks great!!! (Absolutely guaranteed sellout while Angel Olsen in the same venue barely sold 400 tickets.)
Not feeling that well.
Nearly used work PC to search for pictures of the emoji-translation of Moby Dick with search terms Emoji Dick Pictures. Did not complete search.
Got asked to piss about on visual basic most of the day instead of doing my actual job. So got nothing done today.
what the hell is this new Noel Edmonds thing on channel 4
What. The. Hell?!
Worth watching the chirpy video where they show her having an accident that cuts her arm off.
Wowser.
Almost makes up for you closing the coat thread just after I sought important advice.
Start an autumnal coat thread. That’s fine.
I was hoping to finally sort out my winter coat in the summer!
Blame @zxcvbnm. He asked me to.
He’s very much the goto guy for blame
moving house at the weekend. virgin have said that as a loyal customer, the move will be completely free of charge aside from a £20 admin fee. good maths work, virgin.
Anyone else getting the ‘forever spin’ ad?
I clicked it. It’s genuinely spinning tops.
Y’know that frozen scene at the end of The Shining? Genuinely just caught myself staring at my screen looking awfully similar. I am such a beauty.
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What’s going on here?
xylo’s looking well.
Well yes, xylo is always looking well… but why is he on a 2008 cover of Woodworking Plans & Projects? WHY KALLGEESE!?
Can you please tell me what you’re doing in this photo?
EDIT: This is brilliant btw.
I wasn’t joking, I did actually recognise you! Why did you get put on the cover?
Please frame this and put it in your bathroom or something. It’s too good to sit in a box somewhere Or leave it casually sitting out on your coffee table for visitors at all times.
