Why thank you.
I don’t really know why the support has a hole in it? Either way when it’s detached it looks like a portable gloryhole.
it’s brand new tbf, hasn’t even touched my knee yet
I wasn’t implying anything, it was a joke based on this:
Will try harder next time
you look like a dark souls boss
I got it, mate, anyone with English skills good enough to teach would too.
Also just put in a cool £99s worth of expenses so deffo getting loads.
Not my first rodeo.
Amateur
ahem
gonna meet my wife for lunch near the office for the first time in 4.5 years #whatattimetobealive #yesmorehashtags
I was being reasonably genuine - I’ve seen people teaching classes in my career whose main qualification for the job is being short of hours in their full time class and being given English because anyone can do it.
No offence taken.
I’d bin that mate, can’t be worth anything.
What a reunion that will be. She will have changed so much in 4.5 years
Look, someone’s scribbled on it ffs.
Can get it on Kindle for free anyway. Bin it.
That new dust cover smell
Can someone motivate me to go to the gym please?
Epimer? Okay I’m staying put.
Shit you’ve done me there
You can do it What you gonna do?
Well I’ve got off the sofa but I’ve made myself some toast . A run and a swim probably, don’t think I’ve run more than 25m at a time in a year.
