So I’m starting the daily thread this morning because I’m on the train to work and right opposite me is a guy who just cracked open a small baguette and just started tearing chunks off with his teeth and eating it.
For context, it’s a sunny day, the guy’s wearing a white, blue & red checked shirt and white (not cream) chinos. He is eating that dry BROWN BREAD baguette like it’s the most normal, tasty, nutritious thing in the world.
No butter, no oil, no filling, no nothing. Just bread. Straight from the plastic covering. No-one is saying anything.
He’s now reading an eBook (brand unknown) taking breaks every now and again to tear another chunk of his BREAD off with his teeth. I assume the book he is reading is about causing a scene or foods you can safely eat while wearing white trousers.
Beautiful day here, but I have a heavy cold. How’s your Tuesday shaping up?