Tuesday

Yeah screen’s not that big, go for it.

Or go Thurs?

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yeah thinking about it

Tbh I dont go to screenings that start after 8o’clock as a rule as I’ll usually fall asleep.

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Gonna do a balance transfer on my credit card, I think.

Any advice, welcome.

Our landlady is round our flat with a plumber to fix an issue/leak. My wife is working from home

We have a cat

We aren’t allowed one

The cat is in the bedroom hiding under the bed

The landlady is checking all the radiators in each room

More updates as I receive them

Cat has bolted past the landlady and out of the front door. Landlady said “oh!”

Neither landlady or wife have acknowledged anything has happened since

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This is all so exciting/mortifying

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It’s a masterclass in suspense is what it is.

Film writers: take notes.

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Did the cat bolt fast enough that you can you try and pass it off as a big mouse?

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It’s essentially Alien, but more domesticated and slightly more mundane

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Is that…better than it being a cat?

Yes! You can pin the blame on the landlady and then try and convince her that a cat would rectify the problem. You’re welcome.

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In a flat everyone can hear you miaow

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SHE’S COMING OUT OF THE GODDAMN BED!

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It’s getting very tense

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Somebody needs to make this into some sort of thriller film

Starring Liam Neeson (as the cat) perhaps.

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My wife has just used a broom to shoo the cat outside whilst shouting (unconvincingly) “go away you don’t live here”

Not sure the landlady is gonna buy that

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Subtle.

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