Turns out ducks don't like bread


#1

or it makes them ill or something.

Bad that eh


#2

bollocks.


#3

Yeah wtf how is this not more common knowledge? Duolingo this morning was saying the ducks eat bread, was thinking of contacting the fuckers for perpetuating this.


#4

You feed beef burgers to swans.


#5

Find it hard to conceal my contempt for bread-spreaders down at St James’s Park.


#6

I feel bad about all the ducks I’ve given bread over the years. I love ducks as well.


#7

What’s best to give them filth? You’re good with birds.


#8

Saw an old guy with a bag full of baguettes fucking launching bits of them towards the geese at Ally Pally on Sunday. There was real venom in his action.


#9

They do though, the stupid f(d)uckers.


#10

even wholemeal?


#11

Yeah, I’m sure I did it when I was younger too :frowning:


#12

seeds


#13

You knew what I meant filth, you knew


#14

Any particular kind? Pumpkin? Mixed? Glad it’s not pine nuts, not in this economical climate.


#15

Yeah I was just insulting ducks. I mean I love them and everything, but they’re fucking thick (but not as thick as geese)


#16

Do you like bread?


#17

Are you trying to summon ttf and his twin thp33?


#18

I guess anything that floats, which is probably all of them really. Protein and fat = good. Carbs = no use.


#19

Lovely stuff. Duck dietician, big fan.


#20

It’s just like junk food, the problem is the rats that the bread attract. I love rats though, will never forget the day I went to put something in the bins outside and saw a big rat bum and two tiny ones sticking out from underneath a bin bag. They thought they were hiding :sob: :heart: