Turns out ducks don't like bread

or it makes them ill or something.

Bad that eh

bollocks.

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Yeah wtf how is this not more common knowledge? Duolingo this morning was saying the ducks eat bread, was thinking of contacting the fuckers for perpetuating this.

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You feed beef burgers to swans.

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Find it hard to conceal my contempt for bread-spreaders down at St James’s Park.

I feel bad about all the ducks I’ve given bread over the years. I love ducks as well.

What’s best to give them filth? You’re good with birds.

Saw an old guy with a bag full of baguettes fucking launching bits of them towards the geese at Ally Pally on Sunday. There was real venom in his action.

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They do though, the stupid f(d)uckers.

even wholemeal?

Yeah, I’m sure I did it when I was younger too :frowning:

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seeds

You knew what I meant filth, you knew

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Any particular kind? Pumpkin? Mixed? Glad it’s not pine nuts, not in this economical climate.

Yeah I was just insulting ducks. I mean I love them and everything, but they’re fucking thick (but not as thick as geese)

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Do you like bread?

Are you trying to summon ttf and his twin thp33?

I guess anything that floats, which is probably all of them really. Protein and fat = good. Carbs = no use.

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Lovely stuff. Duck dietician, big fan.

It’s because they don’t have teeth. Or do they?