Masterchef but they have to catch the ingredients with their bare hands
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Barcode slideshow
not really, you can do the honours
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nah.
Robson Greenâs Extreme Listing
Robson Green has to recite shopping lists suspended above a ravine or at gunpoint etc
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Ant & Dec: PJâs and Dunkin
And and Dec do a gogglebox style show in their pyjamas with milk and cookies.
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The Thompsons
Episode 1 features Robson trying to successfully recall the contents of the Daviesâ family from Lincolnâs weekly shop while being dangled by the ankles from the leaning tower of Pisa.
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Iâd watch this
HOLIDAY IN THE SUN
Presented by Judith Chalmers and Johnny Rotten, the travel series for ageing punks looking to spend their hard-earned butter advert money returns. This week, Rat Scabies takes in the slopes of St Mauritz while Jimmy Pursey reports from a Kenyan game reserve.
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM : WITH ANNE AND NICK
Anne Diamond, Nick Owen and Robin Williams present another edition of cosy lifestyle features and celebrity gossip live from Laos. Todayâs special guest is Ed Sheeran who drops in to discuss his latest album, an interview which comes to a premature end when the studio is subjected to a barrage of gunfire from the Viet Kong.
POB THE BUILDER
(3/8) Childrenâs puppet show following the exploits of a spittle-spreading construction worker. This week, half of Pobâs workforce walks out on the job after being copiously gobbed on by their saliva-sprinkler boss, leaving Pob with an uphill struggle to finish a kitchen extension with limited funds remaining.
Kevin McCloud narrates, barely able to conceal his growing anger at the cost-cutting measures and shoddy workmanship on display.
KWAI ME A RIVER
Live from Western Thailand, Nick Knowles introduces another round of the bridge-building game show. Two teams of celebrities try to beat the clock - and the attempts of saboteurs - to construct a crossing made from only raw materials that can be sourced in the local vicinity.
This week, Andi Peters and Keeley Hawesâ attempts to cheat their way to completion are thwarted when their consignment of timber from the Bangkok branch of Jewsons fails to arrive, due to being hijacked by US commandos.
THATCHPHRASE
Stephen Mulhern presents another round of the say-what-you-see gameshow in which crudely-animated funster Mr Chips re-enacts Tory policies of the 1980s. Whatâs Mr Chips doing in this Thatch-phrase? Why, heâs cutting free milk in schools and attempting to ban promotion of homosexuality! Oh, Mr Chips, you wag!
Series highlights include Mr Chips selling off large state utilities to private companies, buying some second-hand Trident submarines and eventually having the shit kicked out of him by several animated irate miners from Rotherham.
PEPYS SHOW
Ye olde 17th century sitcom. Samuel (David Mitchell) is incandescent with rage when he finds out that the 1st Earl of Sandwich (Robert Webb) has sneaked a peek in his diary. Will the Earl let slip about Samuelâs number of extramarital liaisons with various women to Pepysâ wife, Elisabeth Dobbee?
Monkey tennis?
BORIS KARLOTT
Boris Johnson stars in a remake of Minder thatâs safe to watch now that Shane Ritchieâs a million miles away from it. Constantly plagued by various East End neâer-do-wells intent on reclaiming old debts, used car dealer Arthur Daley (Johnson) assembles an unthinking monosyllabic creature (Danny Dyer) from spare parts found in a skip to help protect him from local hoodlums. Together, they get into countless scrapes and japes whilst ducking and diving around the capital.
This week, Arthur is kidnapped by an old business adversery and held hostage in a lock-up. Rescue seems a long way off as Danny, confused by his masterâs abscence, circles the car lot omitting low moans and wails, occasionally stopping to hit his head against a metal shutter. Will Danny find and release his employer, or will he become so engrossed in his own shoelaces that he never gets round to tracking Arthurâs scent? Tune in to find
THE SORCERERâS APPRENTICE
Mickey. You were the team leader on this task. Now, from wot I see, this whole operation was a bleedinâ shambles. I left you in charge of runninâ the cleaninâ business anâ the feedback Iâve been gettinâ is making my fackinâ blood boil. We went off and came back two hours later, not a sniff of a fackinâ profit and water all over the bloody shop, and the fackinâ icing on the cake - youâve only gone anâ hacked up half the bleedinâ stock!
And to make matters fackinâ worse, you try to feed me some cock-and-bull story abaht dancinâ brooms? Let me tell you samthinâ, son - I didnât spend 92 hours a week sellinâ bleedinâ parrots dahn Tooting market to get 'ere today and be led a merry dance by you, you squeaky-voiced little toerag. Youâre fired!
THE TING
FILM : Remake of the John Carpenter classic horror. A parasitic extra-terrestrial lifeform assimilates other organisms and imitates them. Infiltrating an Arctic research station, the creature takes on the appearance of the researchers that it systematically kills. Paranoia occurs within the captive group, until they suss out that each âhostâ sounds exactly like Toots Hibbert.